So, I really haven't played in months, mostly due to my work on my school's robotics team; this year the robot pretty much plays soccer:




And this is the robot my team worked on, It's name is Beckham

The front and rear wheels both have 270 degrees of freedom allowing us to strafe left and right, top speed is 6 MPH
That giant hook allows the robot to attach to the towers on the field and lift itself 5 feet off of the ground
the red circular thing on the bottom is a part of the custom vacuum system that picks up the soccer balls from the field, it's actually made with parts scavenged from an old shopvac.

I JUST KNEW YOU WAS IN JAIL

I would Post a picture of our robot for this year, but seeing as how we got put a week behind by a fucking blizzard, we don't have a picture of poor little Aves (Ay-Vis)

P.S. I did not name it, I wanted it to be Zinedine but they said no one would get the reference.

I thought you bought Super Busy Hospital 3, where you take care of people in other games that got hurt. I was afraid you would never get off it.

Howdy Doc.

Holy shit Doc, first day of the regionals and we're 4 and 0 for the preliminaries. WE KICK SO MUCH ASS.